Here we have a woman in a Buick driving around, apparently running errands, and she’s being followed around by multiple tour buses with bands, orchestras, monks chanting, etc. This is to demonstrate how she can have whatever music she likes with her all the time. But with all these tour buses following everyone around all the time, isn’t that going to clog all the streets and make traffic a nightmare? And what about gas prices? With multiple tour buses following every car around, what will that do to the fuel supply? And what about all those extra emissions? Won’t that destroy the environment? Well, at least now I understand why that music service is called Pandora: it releases so many evils into the world, like traffic congestion, gridlock, no available parking, fuel shortages, sky-high gas prices, drastically increased greenhouse gas emissions, etc.!
Here’s the corrupting commercial:
