Parents are biting back against plans by the government to put “pink slime” into school lunches. Apparently they have a “beef” with this idea, which they are calling “bullsh*t”! (Sorry about those bovine jokes, I couldn’t help it.) But if the government wants people to accept pink slime into their children’s school lunches when new policies confiscate bag lunches for not being healthy enough, they’re going to need more than an excuse, and more than a reason, too! (Unless they want to look like jerks!)
What the government needs is a song to make people want to eat pink slime! And what better place to go than that great theme song for the movie Green Slime? Just change some of the lyrics, and it will be perfect! How about this?:
Hope you don’t know we’re tryin’ to feed kids,
With something slimy, it ain’t beef, it’s…
You’ll toss your cookies when you find,
What’s in kids’ lunch will blow your mind,
Pink Slime!
What can it be, what is the reason?
This stuff tastes bad even with seasonin’,
It’s something slimy on your plate,
Will you believe me that it’s great?
Pink Slime!
Pink Slime!
Here’s the theme song to the movie Green Slime I’m talking about:
And here’s the whole song:
This has to be one of the all-time great movie theme songs, by the way! Green Slime is great, even if pink slime isn’t!
