Supposedly a meth lab was discovered in a nursing home in Ohio when it almost burned the place down. You know, if the government used this as an excuse to make old people illegal, think of the money they’d save on Medicare and Social Security! It might even save the country. (I think I smell a new policy!) In fact, maybe this “story” was a “plant” after all. (I think it's possible we’re living in the prequel to Logan’s Run!)
