It’s the big issue everyone’s talking about, but now it’s an exciting action film that lets you pick a side: Class Warfare!
In this thrilling action movie, a teacher is ranting about economic disparity in America, leading the students to hate one another based on wealth/class, and the class fractures into all-out war! It’s a fight to the death in the school, where only one class will survive: lower or upper!
Well, actually, there are different endings depending on the neighborhood the film is shown in, but in the original version, the upper class wins because they have the money to afford guns and knives and samurai swords and martial arts weapons and explosives and such to fight with, as well as the connections to be able to get away with bringing them into school without worrying about being expelled. Plus, they’re not afraid of killing their poor classmates because they can afford good lawyers to help them get away with it. And, their parents can bribe politicians and sheriffs to cover it all up. (And they get to write off all the weapons on their taxes too as a business expense!)
Yes, it’s all the academic action you can handle; it’s Class Warfare: Come see who gets the upper hand in the class struggle! (Soon to be a blockbuster video game!)
