Tuesday, April 8, 2014

UN Climate Panel: Screw It, We’re All Going to Die Anyway

A UN Climate Change panel looking into the effects of climate change decided we’re far too insignificant and argumentative to alter the course of climate change, and said: “Screw it, we’re all going to die anyway, so what’s the difference?” They did add, however, that it was going to be fun to watch everyone who disagreed with them die horribly in storms on the news while they shout: “Ha, ha! Told you so! We tried to warn you, but you wouldn’t listen!” at the TV screen.