A UN Climate Change panel looking into the effects of
climate change decided we’re far too insignificant and argumentative to alter
the course of climate change, and said: “Screw it, we’re all going to die
anyway, so what’s the difference?” They did add, however, that it was going to
be fun to watch everyone who disagreed with them die horribly in storms on the
news while they shout: “Ha, ha! Told you so! We tried to warn you, but you
wouldn’t listen!” at the TV screen.
