Astrophysicists are trying to discover dark matter, but what
they don’t realize is that dark matter is actually a terrifying parallel
universe ruled by horrifying monsters, and that when they finally discover it,
which they’re about to, then they’ll discover us, and then they will come to
conquer and kill! (But that’s only the lesser
threat, because when one universe begins to cross over into the other,
antimatter and matter meet, and everything is destroyed! Oh the humanity! Oh,
the monstrosity!)
It’s the movie that shows how curiosity can go too far, and
how science will kill us all; it’s Dark
Matter: coming soon to a theater near you!
