They’re always fighting in the Ukraine Parliament, so it’s
hard for them to get any laws passed. So a new law, passed unanimously for a
change, states that every day they will all fight until there’s only one man left
standing, and then that guy gets to make whatever laws he wants. It will at
least give them all an incentive to stay fit, and maybe they’ll get something done for a change. And since they’re always fighting anyway, what else is there for them to do: play combat video games or use Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots instead?
