Hey ladies: do you have a dog that likes dog treats, and also a men you want to make squirm? Maybe he's a bit of a jerk, he cheated on you, or he's a sexist. Well, if you want to see any man shudder to his very core, feed your dog Milk Boner Dog Biscuits!
Milk Boner Dog Biscuits are dog biscuits that are colored and shaped exactly like a man's (semi-erect) penis, and when you give one to your dog, any man you're with will not be able to look away as your dog bites, crunches, gnaws on, chews up, and swallows something that will make any man instinctively flinch. And believe me: he'll never get that image out of his mind, nor stop having nightmares of it happening to him in real life.
That's Milk Boner Dog Biscuits: Your dog will love chewing on them, and you'll taste sweet revenge for yourself, while your man gets a taste of fear!
