Realizing they’ll probably never be knighted for their music, the Spice Girls have turned to philanthropy, organizing a group of hospices for people in need. Each Spice Girl will have a specific hospice named for them and intended to treat a specific clientele. Here’s the list:
Posh Hospice: For rich and titles personages.
Baby Hospice: For sick babies.
Ginger Hospice: For ginger people, so they don’t get picked on while they’re sick.
Sporty Hospice: For injured atheles, or people injured trying to play sports or to get fit.
Scary Hospice: For goth patients. Established in a haunted old mental hospital, it’s designed to scare patients into claiming they’re well and checking out early! (Then it hopes to attract ghost hunters to help fund the other locations.)
