Yes, it’s Tofu Terror, the crawling curd made from soybeans that makes you scream!
It’s like The Blob, but it’s made of tofu, and it wants revenge on vegetarians and health food enthusiasts for eating its kind! There is no escape, because no matter where you turn, there is tofu; and it can control all tofu to fight humanity! And once the tofu attacks everyone, it will conglomerate into one giant blob of tofu and rampage around the country absorbing everyone into its bean curd belly!
It begins in a health food grocery store, where tofu begins attacking shoppers. Then it all becomes one big blob of tofu, sliding and rolling down the aisle absorbing everyone and turning pink with blood. Then it becomes more powerful, and using its psychic powers to control all the tofu in town, it makes it all become vicious, man-eating tofu (!). So it leaps up out of plates and such to bite back at humanity, after which it all is drawn in to become part of the giant tofu blob of death!
There’s nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, now that the government has both created a sentient weaponized tofu monster (that has “accidentally” escaped) and mandated health food initiatives! It’s just like every other monster movie where the government is responsible, but with a new, healthier twist; it’s Tofu Terror: coming soon to a theater and health food store near you!
Tofu Terror: It’s the health food that eats you!
The fear will curdle your blood…!
(Originally the government developed the sentient tofu to discourage left-wing protests of foreign wars after all the protests about Vietnam and Iraq, but the tofu became too powerful, and it escaped (!!). And on finding out that people eat tofu, it decided to get revenge for its masticated brethren!)
(Originally the government developed the sentient tofu to discourage left-wing protests of foreign wars after all the protests about Vietnam and Iraq, but the tofu became too powerful, and it escaped (!!). And on finding out that people eat tofu, it decided to get revenge for its masticated brethren!)
