It's the question that's perplexed humanity for generations: What's black and white and red all over?
Well, here are some possible correct answers:
A newspaper used to bludgeon someone to death
The Panda Chain Saw Massacre
A Sergei Eisenstein propaganda film
A newspaper used as a drop cloth for a mafia hit man to chop up the bodies of his victims
A black & white Kindle stolen from a slasher killer's victim's pocket
An Oreo cookie covered with raspberry preserves
A French maid (in uniform) bathing in tomato juice because she was sprayed by a skunk
Gene Simmons's face after he spits blood (<That's Gene Simmons from KISS.)
A chessboard after an extremely sore loser gets deadly revenge against an opponent
A fax message with ketchup spilled on it
A piano keyboard covered in blood
An embarrassed skunk
A newly completed road with a two marinara sauce truck accident
Real Madrid when they lose a home game
