Orville Red-Neckenbacker’s Pork Rinds

It’s Orville Red-Neckenbacker’s Pork Rinds! With as much flavor as a raccoon has stripes, you’ll be in hog heaven, as happy as a pig in sh!t, when you eat them! And you’ll be just as healthy as a pig in an abattoir, too, when you eat our plucky pig pelts! That’s Orville Red-Neckenbacker’s Pork Rinds: the other beige chips! Look for them at a grocery store near you: they’re the ones with the flayed Porky Pig picture on the package!