The American Excess Card

It's the American Excess Card: the credit card for all your empty materialistic possession purchase needs! Use it to buy all the superfluous luxury items you need to demonstrate you're better than other people, or use it simply to buy the hot new items everyone seems to want at higher than usual introductory prices, keep up with all the new fashion fads, or just buy all that stuff you need to "keep up with the Joneses"! Plus, when your house becomes too cluttered with all the crap you've bought with it, you can use the American Excess Card to charge up storage spaces to store all that junk you don't use but won't throw away! That's the American Excess Card: apply today!