Having dispatched the Flatulent Fiends from my last (joke) ad for Gas-X, our heroic team of Gas-X-Men have a new villain to stop: Captain Colic (and his group of henchmen, the Gas Pains)! So Captain Colic appears on the scene with his nefarious, malodorous gang of henchmen, the Gas Pains, using his villainous super powers to give everyone gas pains (he shoots beams out of his hands that give everyone they touch bad colic), and his henchmen the Gas Pains poke people in the belly to make the gas pains hurt worse. Well, the Gas-X-Men must stop this new dastardly, gaseous threat to the city! So they show up on the scene like a flash, and they use their Gas-X super powers to neutralize all the colic and gas, and they round up the bad guys, and once again the day is saved by the heroic Gas-X-Men!
And you, too, can become one of the Gas-X-Men when you use the super-heroic gas-neutralizing power of Gas-X!
Here is my original post for the Gas-X-Men (a joke ad for Gas-X):
http://unconditionedresponse.blogspot.com/2013/10/gas-x-men-gas-x-superhero-joke-ad.html
