The History Channel show Vikings
is very popular, and everyone I know is crazy about it. And that being the
case, shouldn’t they market some Vikings
branded products? And if they’re going to market products from Vikings, what better place to start than
cosmetic products? There are so many possibilities, from Ragnar hair clippers
to Snake-in-the-Eye contact lenses, and of course, Floki eye makeup.
Hey, ladies (and gentlemen): want to get striking looks and
fierce, ferocious, fashionable eyes like Floki? Then you need genuine Floki
Brand eye makeup! Inspire fear in your enemies and get the gods on your side
with killer eyes that will really get you noticed! That’s Floki eye makeup: Floki
Eyeliner, Floki Mascara, Floki Eye Shadow: ask for it by name at cosmetics
retailers near you!
In an ad for Floki eyeliner, the announcer says: “Flirt with
Floki eyes!” Then we see a few beautiful women models with eye makeup exactly
like Floki’s, and we see the words: “Flovely! Fluscious! Floki!” And then some
famous handsome movie star, like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, says: “I want a Floki femme fatale!”
