Friday, May 2, 2014

Floki Cosmetics

The History Channel show Vikings is very popular, and everyone I know is crazy about it. And that being the case, shouldn’t they market some Vikings branded products? And if they’re going to market products from Vikings, what better place to start than cosmetic products? There are so many possibilities, from Ragnar hair clippers to Snake-in-the-Eye contact lenses, and of course, Floki eye makeup.

Hey, ladies (and gentlemen): want to get striking looks and fierce, ferocious, fashionable eyes like Floki? Then you need genuine Floki Brand eye makeup! Inspire fear in your enemies and get the gods on your side with killer eyes that will really get you noticed! That’s Floki eye makeup: Floki Eyeliner, Floki Mascara, Floki Eye Shadow: ask for it by name at cosmetics retailers near you!

In an ad for Floki eyeliner, the announcer says: “Flirt with Floki eyes!” Then we see a few beautiful women models with eye makeup exactly like Floki’s, and we see the words: “Flovely! Fluscious! Floki!” And then some famous handsome movie star, like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, says: “I want a Floki femme fatale!”