Men are being busted for sexual harassment more and more at work these days due to their natural tendency to allow their eyes to wander into the vicinity of, or to outright dart to stare at again and again, their female coworker’s breasts. If this sounds like you, there is a solution: The Booby Blinder™!
Yes, it’s The Booby Blinder™: the wearable defense against the temptation to stare at women’s breasts during one-on-one conversations. Here’s how it works: The Booby Blinder™ is a normal pair of eyeglasses, but with an opaque shelf directly below the lenses protruding forth from the face two inches, preventing the eyes from being able to look down at anything in a furtive glace. In order to look down at breasts, you’d actually have to bend your head down to stare and be really obvious, and then you’d really get busted!
But for those who cannot resist the temptation to bend down and look at the breasts in an obvious manner, there’s The Neck No-No™: the world’s first wearable support column for your head to prevent wearers from looking at boobs! Here’s how it works: The Neck No-No™ is a wearable neck brace that keeps your chin up at all times, with an actual support beam running from the chin to the sternum such that you cannot lower your head to look down no matter what! Well, unless you bend over at the waist to look at the breasts, that is. And nobody’s going to do that! (Or are they?)
That’s The Booby Blinder™ and The Neck No-No™: Order yours today! (Or ask for them by name wherever BGP {Breast Glance Prevention} devices are sold.)
Every order will be shipped in a discreet package that says: “Keep Your Chin Up” to hide the fact that you’re a perv with no self control who needs to buy “As Made on TV” products to prevent your boob-staring obsession.
