Proposed Cable News Logo

Most cable news is essentially partisan claptrap, so why don't they have appropriate corporate logos to communicate this? A good one might be a spinning wheel, like the one Sleeping Beauty pricks her finger on, because it intends to cast a spell on us (one where we are brainwashed politically), and the slogan could be: "Spinning News into Propaganda Gold!" It would be appropriate for every single one of our domestic cable news outlets.