In the HBO series Game of Thrones, there's a big wall to keep out all the scary mythical "white walker" monsters, and a castle keep where the Night's Watch has their headquarters called Castle Black, and the food there is always lousy. Well, I thought it might be fun to have an ad for White Castle where the guys at Castle Black hear of this mythical palace called the White Castle, where one's greatest wish becomes reality. And so a team of volunteers goes through the wall into the great white north to find the mythical White Castle, and it's a place of wonder where the food is all wonderfully delicious and rapidly prepared, not to mention inexpensive. And so the party of volunteers brings back all the White Castle hamburgers they can carry, and all the members of the Night's Watch chow down and love every bite. But then they look into this whole guarding the wall thing more carefully, and they find a conspiracy behind their existence: the Burger King wanted to prevent the subjects of the Seven Kingdoms from finding out about White Castle (because then everyone would get their burgers from there instead of from Burger King), so he had the wall constructed to keep the tempting yumminess of White Castle from permeating and proliferating across the land.
But now it's too late: The Night's Watch have tasted a better life, and so they demolish the wall and fight a great war against the Burger King's minions to free the land from his brutal grip; and henceforth the denizens of the White Castle spread their hospitality for all to enjoy!
