We keep hearing about how climate change is causing droughts
all over the world. But then we hear about how obesity is so bad for us, and
how America is the fattest country in the world. Wow, a double whammy to prove
nature hates America!
But we also have droughts in America. And so, seeing as how droughts
and the obesity epidemic are happening together in the United States, is it not
possible that the obesity epidemic is nature’s way of preparing America to
survive the droughts? Because while the rest of the world would perish, obese
Americans would survive, living off our fat, which would then be seen as a good
thing after all. (We’re #1!)
See? Mother Nature really does love America! (Or, at least,
she might: you never know.)
