Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Game of Thrones Eyebrow Dye

The big three female characters in Game of Thrones so far have very distinctive hair color, all markedly different from one another. Oh, but they all have the same dark eyebrow color! How could this be? Well, I have it on good authority that it's because they all use the same miracle beauty product: Martin's GoT Eyebrow Dye!

Yes, it's Martin's GoT Eyebrow Dye, for the most darkly alluring eyebrows imaginable! Cast a spell with the dark arts of Martin's GoT Eyebrow Dye!

Daenerys Targaryen uses it! She says: "Have you been blessed with bewitchingly beautiful white blonde hair, but cursed with blasé blonde eyebrows? Then get the fierce facial accents you need to raise dragons and seduce an army of followers with the black magic of black eyebrows with Martin's GoT Eyebrow Dye!"

Here's Daenerys's daring look:

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30700000/Daenerys-Targaryen-Season-2-daenerys-targaryen-30767837-1024-576.png

Cirsei Lannister uses it! She says: "Everyone is naturally afraid of the dark. That's why I only trust my darkly delicious, demandingly demented eyebrows to Martin's GoT Eyebrow Dye: it really scares up the dark powers to frighten your subjects into submission!"

Here's Cersei's vicious visage:

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Sansa Stark uses it too! She says: "My red hair says: 'Stark and stormy', but my dark eyebrows say: 'My wish is your command'. They really bring the dark exoticism I need for turning yearning heads and making them all tremble!"

Here's Sansa Stark's striking style:

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That's Martin's GoT Eyebrow Dye: For dark mysterious beauty, you've GoT to get Martin's GoT Eyebrow Dye!

Martin's GoT Eyebrow Dye: Browbeat them into submission!

(Some pictures I have seen show Sansa's eyebrows looking red like her hair, but they always look dark to me in Game of Thrones.)