Okay, What Have You
Done to Solange? is the title of a well-loved Giallo movie from the early
1970s; but apparently Solange Knowles attacked Jay-Z this weekend in an
elevator after a Met Gala after-party, prompting everyone to wonder what he may
have said to her. Or, for more fun, they could ask: “What have you done to
Solange?”
(Sorry, Jay-Z fans; I couldn’t resist, being a Giallo fan. I
have no idea what their argument is about, and I don’t care. But maybe they are
remaking What Have You Done to Solange?,
and this is some creative marketing for the movie?)
This is What Have Your
Done to Solange?:
And here’s the “news” story (I guess family quarrels become
news if they’re famous enough, and there’s a surveillance camera.):