A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
The Slice Girls
The Slice Girls are the (imaginary) group of sexy singer mascots for the soft drink Slice. They're kind of like a cross between the Spice Girls and the Fantanas (the Fanta soft drink mascots), but because they're mascots for a drink called Slice, they're also deadly Samurai/ninja warriors who carry around razor-sharp katanas. And, naturally, they use their Samurai swords to slice up anyone who drinks any other brand of soft drink. (And the Diet Slice Girls have magical swords that slice off the pounds from those who drink Diet Slice.)