Saturday, January 7, 2017

Celexa Alexa on Celexa Ad (Joke/Proposed)

A person wakes up and asks Alexa, the Amazon version of Siri, what they have to do today, and Alexa sounds super bummed out, sounding like Mr. Snuffleupagus, saying that have to do all this boring stuff, and the person says: “Give me Alexa on Celexa!” and all of a sudden Alexa is really enthusiastic about everything her owner has to do today. And hearing such an upbeat version of their day’s schedule, the person leaps out of their bed and runs out to be a part of their wonderful day!

Then the announcer, whose voice is coming out of some computer thingy, like Amazon’s whatsit, says: “Celexa makes you want to get up and at ‘em!”

(Celexa is an antidepressant, if you couldn’t tell.)

Then, in further ads, Alexa would break out of her box to become a whole person, and the slogan would say that Celexa will help you break out of your box.