I’m really fond of, Jane Fonda,
I’m really fond of her,
And I really feel drawn to, Jane Fonda,
I feel a bond to her,
When I saw Barbarella,
I wished I was her fella,
I’d like to be her Ho Chi Minh,
And I really feel drawn to, Jane Fonda,
I want to be her man.
I’m really fond of, Jane Fonda,
I’m really fond of her,
And I really feel drawn to, Jane Fonda,
I feel a bond to her,
When I saw her in Klute,
She was so darn cute,
I wished I’d been more of a man then,
And I really feel fond of, Jane Fonda,
I’d like to be her man.
I wish I’d been Ted Turner,
She’s such a head-turner,
I wish I’d been a billionaire,
I was jealous of Colbert,
She ran her fingers through his hair,
I wish I’d had a show on the air,
And I’m really fond of, Jane Fonda,
I want to be her man.