A sexy female assassin is assigned to kill a silver fox
businessman. She breaks into his hotel room and sneaks into his bed. “I’ve been
waiting for you,” he says. She says: “I was afraid of that. But if you know about
me, then you also know I always make my targets happy before I kill them!” She
reaches down, and says: “Hey! You’re not even…!” Then the announcer chimed in,
saying: “Don’t be a ‘soft target’! Use Viagra!” Then we see some male secret
agent come through the window on a rope to rescue the businessman, and our sexy
assassin shoots at him in the crotch, but all the bullets bounce off, and so
she says: “Finally I’ve found a ‘hard target’!” and she jumps on him, and they
both fall out the window, and as we look at the disappointed face of the ‘soft
target’ businessman, and his face is all frustration and shame, and then we cut
to the falling assassins as they fall onto a waterbed, and the announcer says:
“Find out what happens next, at (whatever Viagra’s website it)!”
