Thursday, January 5, 2017

Injury Attorney Joke Ad

Wow, there sure are a heck of a lot of injury attorney ads on TV where I live, but none of them seems to really hit the mark for me. After all, these types of lawyers are generally called “ambulance chasers”, so why not show it in their ad like so:

We open on the scene of an accident on the street in a city. Someone who was injured by a car is put on a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance, and as they close the doors to the back of the ambulance, we pan the camera over to the sidewalk where we see a man in a suit with a briefcase crouched down in a pair of sprinter’s blocks, and next to him is a police officer who holds his gun in the air and fires it as the ambulance begins to drive away, and the man in the suit, the injury attorney, runs after the ambulance down the sidewalk next to it.

Then we’d cut to a head shot of the attorney, and he’d say, still slightly out of breath from running: “(Whoever) injury attorneys: We move fast to help our injured clients!”