Wow, there sure are a heck of a lot of injury attorney ads
on TV where I live, but none of them seems to really hit the mark for me. After
all, these types of lawyers are generally called “ambulance chasers”, so why
not show it in their ad like so:
We open on the scene of an accident on the street in a city.
Someone who was injured by a car is put on a stretcher and loaded into an
ambulance, and as they close the doors to the back of the ambulance, we pan the
camera over to the sidewalk where we see a man in a suit with a briefcase
crouched down in a pair of sprinter’s blocks, and next to him is a police
officer who holds his gun in the air and fires it as the ambulance begins to
drive away, and the man in the suit, the injury attorney, runs after the
ambulance down the sidewalk next to it.
Then we’d cut to a head shot of the attorney, and he’d say,
still slightly out of breath from running: “(Whoever) injury attorneys: We move
fast to help our injured clients!”
