Thursday, January 26, 2017

New Beef Slogan?

I think we all remember the old beef slogan: “Beef: It’s what’s for dinner!”

But animal rights activists complained bitterly that you can’t have two apostrophe ‘s’s in one slogan, and so the beef industry stopped using it.

Oh, but now there’s a new opportunity to make beef great again with a new slogan, and might I suggest that this new slogan might be: “What’s Your Beef?”

We could see a variety of different beef dishes, all of them looking delicious, and the announcer lists them off and then asks: “What’s Your Beef?”

Anyway, it’s an idea… And this time there’s only one apostrophe ‘s’, so no animal rights people will get mad at this slogan, I’m sure.