In watching the news this weekend, one of the news channels
had a psychoanalyst on to give her opinion on some news story, but they
credited her as a: “psycho analyst”. Well, that made me worry for their safety,
but it also made me wonder: “What would make an analyst psychotic?” And then I
thought this might make a fun ad for some data analysis software.
So the ad would say: “Does your analytical software make you
into a psycho analyst?” And accompanying this headline would be a picture of
someone stabbing their laptop computer with a big Psycho kitchen knife. And the tagline would say to cure you of being psychotic, break from your current software, and get the easy-to-use (whatever
system)!
