Saturday, March 1, 2014

Obama Calls Putin over Ukraine Standoff

President Obama, intent on ending the crisis in Ukraine, called Vladimir Putin Saturday, saying: “You broke international law. I’m tellin’ the UN on you.” But Putin retorted: “Snitches get stitches, bitches!” and hung up.

Republicans are disgusted with the president over his response to Russian aggression in this situation, saying Obama should toilet paper the Russian Embassy, or at least order pizzas Putin doesn’t want and have them delivered to the Kremlin.

Military analysts suggest at least some prank calls are in order here, and Sen. John McCain recommended the president: “Call the hotline and breathe heavily and hang up.” Putin would know who did it, since it’s the hotline, and it would show we’re not afraid to retaliate in kind.

Here’s the standoffy story:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jPBIC8hneKp7Ni9wox7sf_rQzebw?docId=60fa37f7-d8b2-4a59-8c84-f044e3de48e1