We’ve all heard by now of the New Jersey teen suing her
parents. Apparently she wants money, and she doesn’t want to follow her square
parents’ rules.
Well, I can think of a way where maybe she could get money and drop the legal action against her
parents: pitch condom ads to young people using herself as an example of why
they should avoid pregnancy! Because if you don’t practice safe sex, you might
end up with a kid who sues you and embarrasses you nationally just because they’re
a spoiled brat.
And I know it might not give her the best press, but it’s
not like she’s getting good press now anyway, so why not use her 15 minutes of
fame to cash in? (Everyone else does…)
Here’s the truant tale:
