Thursday, March 13, 2014

Teen Suing Parents Condom Ads?

We’ve all heard by now of the New Jersey teen suing her parents. Apparently she wants money, and she doesn’t want to follow her square parents’ rules.

Well, I can think of a way where maybe she could get money and drop the legal action against her parents: pitch condom ads to young people using herself as an example of why they should avoid pregnancy! Because if you don’t practice safe sex, you might end up with a kid who sues you and embarrasses you nationally just because they’re a spoiled brat.

And I know it might not give her the best press, but it’s not like she’s getting good press now anyway, so why not use her 15 minutes of fame to cash in? (Everyone else does…)

Here’s the truant tale: