Sunday, March 2, 2014

Russian Hotties Invade Ukranian Inboxes

We’ve all seen them in our spam boxes: Russian Hotties beckoning us to click on them so they can infect our computers with viruses (probably). But now, these Russian Hotties are invading Ukrainian email inbox space in violation of international law. And these Russian Hotties are so hot, they’re making Ukrainian security forces sit and look at them, abandoning their posts! How soon before the Russian Hottie invasion conquers us all?

Look out: the enemy is within your inbox!