Jimmy Cash, the annoying money-throwing braggart from the Car Cash Loans
ads, was robbed yesterday by a gang of toughs when he flashed around a huge wad
of cash in an attempt to encourage people to cash in the equity on their cars.
Police warned him previously that wearing a shiny green sequin-covered suit and
showing off large stacks of cash might attract criminals, but sadly Jimmy
ignored this advice, and it cost him dearly.
Authorities have no leads
currently, but claimed it’s not really worth it to investigate, seeing as how
this obnoxious guy really brought this on himself by flashing so much cash
around in such an irresponsible manner during an extremely sluggish economy,
and they hoped this would serve as a lesson to others to avoid wearing shiny
green sequin suits and carrying bundles of cash and bulging sacks with
dollar signs printed on them around in their hands.
Here’s some security camera footage of Jimmy just before the
incident occurred:
