We all know how people love murder and murder trials these days, and we’ve seen how much people love murder memorabilia, but could anyone have guessed that Oscar Pitorius’s murder trial vomit would sell for thousands on Ebay?
Well, it did, and it didn’t: apparently people were willing to buy it, but then it just turned out to be someone else’s vomit. And we can just make that ourselves.
Here’s the sickening story:
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/mar/10/oscar-pistorius-vomits-court-reeva-steenkamp-injuries
Here’s the sickening story:
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/mar/10/oscar-pistorius-vomits-court-reeva-steenkamp-injuries
(Just kidding: Ebay didn’t sell Oscar Pistorius’s vomit, yet. But someone might try it soon!)
(BTW: Pistorius is only charged with murder, and even though I purportedly can’t libel a famous person, I wasn’t there, so I don’t really know what happened, and I don’t want to call him a murderer, yet. This is just a joke in bad taste because of how many pieces of murder memorabilia have sold for astronomical sums here in America. {Maybe some day there will be an American murder museum called: “Amurderca”? We sure seem to love it enough!})
