Frozen Assets: The Ice Cream Treats!

We're hearing a lot about freezing assets during this Ukraine/Crimea standoff with Russia, and the more the news and government officials talk about freezing assets, the more free advertising ice cream treats would get if they were called "Frozen Assets". So how about some diplomatic ice cream treats called "Frozen Assets"? They could be ice cream shaped like money, real estate, gold bars, diamonds, paintings and sculptures, and whatever other kinds of assets ice cream could easily be molded into and frozen. Then if this diplomatic strategy works to get Russia out of Ukraine (unlikely, but you never know, I suppose), the ads could scream Frozen Assets ice cream treats refresh you as you win a new cold war!