It’s the only mushroom soup with the delicious irradiated meat from nuked conquered peoples (talk about meat so tender it falls off the bone!): It’s Putin’s Cream of Mushroom Cloud Soup!
With mushrooms grown secretly away from the disinfecting sunlight, under the nuclear missiles of Russia’s treaty-violating new nuclear armaments, and cooked in the mushroom clouds of Putin’s nuclear strikes, you’ll never get a more creamy cloud of mushroom flavor than Putin’s Cream of Mushroom Cloud Soup!
Try Putin’s Cream of Mushroom Cloud Soup: It may be the last soup you’ll ever eat! (And not because you like it.) It radiates flavor throughout your mouth!
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