Monday, March 17, 2014

Thrash Metal Bands Drool Over Possible New Cold War

As a new Cold War appears imminent, old guard thrash metal bands like Metallica, Megadeth, Nuclear Assault, etc., are chomping at the bit for a chance to be relevant again. And it’s not hard to see why. After all, it’s been years since they’ve had any new material anyone wants to see them play at live concerts anymore, and as such, it’s only natural they’d want to turn to their glory days. And what did they play in their glory days? Why, it was songs about the threat of nuclear war!

So while we may all die again in a Cold War, at least we have one thing to look forward to: new songs from these bands that are great for the first time in years! In fact, maybe this will lead to a whole new thrash metal renaissance (one of my favorite forms of music!).