Sprint Fiends Plan (Proposed Halloween Ad)

Sprint is currently running ads for their "Framily Plan". (That's Fr from Friends and amily from Family to combine friends and family.) But why didn't they reverse what they took from family and friends and offer the "Fiends Plan"? (That's F from Family and iends from Friends to combine family and friends.) Wouldn't that be more fun? No? Okay, then how about for a Halloween ad for their Framily Plan? (They could call it the "Fiends Plan" for Halloween and have the Frankenstein Monster, the Bride of Frankenstein, and their monster kids as the family, and Dracula, the Mummy, the Wolf Man, the Invisible Man, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon as the friends. Now wouldn't that be fun for Halloween?)