Thursday, March 6, 2014

Massachusetts Granny Panties

Now that the Massachusetts Supreme Court has ruled it is legal for disgusting perverts to sexually exploit women in public by surreptitiously taking pictures and shooting video up their skirts and dresses, there's only one thing to do (besides get those criminally incompetent judges thrown off the bench as misogynist sexual-abuse enablers): start a company helping women fight back against this disgusting crime in a practical manner, by selling extremely unsexy granny panties to wear under skirts and dresses so as to sabotage all attempts at titillation.

There could be an assortment of options, like pantaloons, "mom" underwear, granny panties, bike shorts with a picture of a penis printed on them, men's-style boxer briefs with visible urine and feces stains, etc., all for women to wear underneath their skirts and dresses to foil all jerks who take advantage of this perverted justice of a ruling. And only the pervert photographers would end up seeing them, so nobody would know about them but the perps.

That's Massachusetts Granny Panties: Guaranteed to deflate pervert boners or your money back! Order yours today!