NPR was talking about the funeral business today, and
someone mentioned how people care about how their loved one’s clothes and hair
will look as they depart to the hereafter. And that made me think there should
be a hair salon for dead people called “HairAfter”: they would help you get
perfect hair for the hereafter.
(The name could also be expanded to “The Great HairAfter”: that would sound a bit more impressive and wondrous {and also, pretentious}.)
