Yes, it's Gas-X-Men, the superhero team that fights against the malodorous malevolence of the Flatulent Fiends: gaseous super villains (literally) bent on stinking up the world! There's The Wind Breaker, GasPasser, The Silent But Deadly Ninja, Dutch Oven, and Heinous Anus, and only the Gas-X-Men can save our noses from their naughtiness! And naturally they do so by using the most powerful gas-fighting substance known to man: Gas-X!
Their secret origin is that they were all exposed to a villainous Flatulent Fiends plot to create a new race of smelly super villains, but they were saved at the last moment by Gus Xavier, using an implant of concentrated Gas-X to counteract the smelly serum, the Gas-Xperiment was a success, loosing upon the world the most frightening fighting force against farts and flatulence! Yes, it's the Gas-X-Men, leaving the world smelling like a rose! And when you encounter gas problems yourself, you too can join the Gas-X-Men by taking Gas-X!
Join the Gas-X-Men and join the fight for freedom from flatulence!
