Terrorism has hit the word hard, but it really hasn’t hurt America as much as its proponents had hoped. But now, a new breed of terrorists has been watching American cable news endlessly, and they have noticed the way to harm us most: through allegations.
Yes, it’s the fearsome al-Legation, the new allegations-based terror group. Here’s their evil plan: make allegations about high-ranking American politicians, celebrities, news people, etc., to discredit them; and while they’re busy trying to deny the claims, more allegations are leveled, and they all go down in (metaphorical) flames.
Yes, explosive allegations are so much safer to make than actual explosives, and in the current climate of political correctness, any allegation can ruin a life or career, so it’s the easiest (and most risk-free) way to breed terror in the modern world.
Truly our Achilles Heal, it was only a matter of time before the terrorist found us out!
Truly our Achilles Heal, it was only a matter of time before the terrorist found us out!
Yes, run and hide, but you’ll never be safe from the nefarious plot of al-Legation!
