After the Super Bowl, the two quarterbacks are together shaking
hands, and a reporter interviews them, asking the winning quarterback what he’s
going to do now, and he says: “I’m going to Disney World!” (or whatever thing
is being promoted). Then she turns and asks the losing quarterback what he’s
going to do now, mostly out of politeness, since he’s standing there, and he
says: “I’m going to go soak in a Calgon bath.” Then the winning quarterback
says: “Actually, right about now, that sounds better than what I’m supposed to
do. I think I’m going to go take a soothing Calgon bath too.” And then the
reporter, having been bumped into by lots of big rejoicing football players
during the interviews, says: “You know what, I’m going to go jump into a Calgon
bath myself!” And they all laugh.
