There’s a movie called Fatal Instinct on one of my cable movie channels tonight, so I couldn’t help but joke that is was called Fetal Instinct, and that it was about an action movie-type hero fetus who fights back against attempts to abort it. Of course, if you don’t like that idea, it could instead be about a female assassin who really, really wants to have a baby, so she gets pregnant by her current target (codename: “The Stork”; so named due to his lankiness and his big beak of a nose) before killing him, and then has the baby, which becomes an infant assassin to help her kill, like in the Lone Wolf and Cub series.
Ads could scream that it will be “delivered” on whatever the release date is.
Oh, and sneak preview tickets would come with celebratory cigars.
Oh, and sneak preview tickets would come with celebratory cigars.
