“See this ball control?” asks the trophy statuette of the
woman on the couch. But the woman on the couch says: “The ball is attached to
your foot. That’s not ball control, that’s just having a ball molded as part of your
foot, you cheater.”
Oh, um, I guess that woman on the couch didn’t say that. But
I would have.
Here’s the soccer skill scam spot:
