Skin Lotion “Unfair Skin” Ad (Proposed)

The announcer says that some people have fair skin, and other people have unfair skin. (Unfair skin includes dry, cracked, red, blotchy, etc., skin.) And if you have unfair skin, then use (product), and then your skin will be fair to you. Because after all, your skin may feel that you have been unfair to it, using drying soaps to shower, and itchy laundry detergents to wash your clothes, so it is merely treating you as you treat it; but use (product), and it will see that you mean it no harm, and in fact care deeply about it, so it will return the favor.