Eating unhealthy foods? Never fear, the Nutrition Ninjas will save you!
The Nutrition Ninjas are a team of two ninjas (a man and a woman), who use their Ninjutsu skills to appear out of nowhere and Karate-chop and Karate-kick unhealthy food out of people’s hands just as they are about to put it into their mouths. Then, using their lightning-fast and pinpoint-accurate Samurai skills to replace the offending foods with healthy foods, like celery, broccoli, etc.
Hey, kids: don’t you want to be a Nutrition Ninja too? It blends martial arts with busybody-dom to become a real force for change! (<Force as in violence, to enforce healthy eating habits.)
(I’m being a bit of a smartass here about this, but this might make for a fun ad for the health push of Let’s Move.)
