Today Senator John McCain blasted protesters aimed at Henry Kissinger as: “Low-life scum”. Well, I can’t let that advertising opportunity for Miller Beer pass me by! So here’s how this ad would work:
John McCain (or a reasonable facsimile) would bitch at protesters, calling them: “Low-life scum”, and then the announcer would chime in: “Don’t be ‘low-life’ scum, be ‘High-Life’ scum, by drinking Miller High Life!
Here’s the story that inspired this joke ad:
