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Friday, January 16, 2015
Home for the Aged Liquor
In this animated movie, we meet all of the liquors who are being aged at a home for the aged. All of the bottles of liquor that say they are aged for however many years stay here to age. And so Old Granddad is there, Old Overholt is there, Glen Fiddich is there, etc., and they're all cantankerous old coots, trying to out-grizzled each other with stories about what things were like "back in (their) day". And in addition to being argumentative and moody, they're also losing their memory due to age. And this story would show us why drinking such liquor makes people belligerent and likely not to remember things they do while drunk on it.