Supersisyphusman is the most super of futile superheroes! Yes, Supersisyphusman has the most super powers imaginable to fight crime, and he always defeats the super villains, but as soon as he delivers them to jail, some corrupt lawyer gets them out again, and then he has to do it again, and again, and again! Plus, there are scores of super villains in his city, so he’s always busy stopping someone’s nefarious plans temporarily, but it never really does any good. Plus, there are tons of evil schemes going on all the time, and he can’t stop them all. And any time he takes a rest, everyone blames him for all the crime.
Yes, with Supersisyphusman, truly his job is never done!
That’s Supersisyphusman, the superhero; grab his adventures at a newsstand near you! (Don’t pay for it, and you might even meet him in person! But he’ll just let you go if all your friends also steal stuff from the newsstand, because what difference does it make anyway, after all he’s been through?)
BTW: For those who don’t know, this is Sisyphus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus
(In this case, the name of this superhero only indicates the futility and repetition of his efforts, and not an issue of deceitfulness. But including deceitfulness as a superpower might make for an even more fun superhero: he always lies to everyone, so despite his best intentions and superpowers, nothing ever works out for him!)
BTW: For those who don’t know, this is Sisyphus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus
(In this case, the name of this superhero only indicates the futility and repetition of his efforts, and not an issue of deceitfulness. But including deceitfulness as a superpower might make for an even more fun superhero: he always lies to everyone, so despite his best intentions and superpowers, nothing ever works out for him!)
