It’s the combination of the two movies you’ve all been waiting for: How Green Was My Valley and The Exorcist. You probably thought you’d never live to see your dream become a reality, but here it is in all its gory glory: How Green Was My Vomit.
The plot plays out just like the John Ford classic, only this time Angharad gets possessed by the devil, exhibited by her overtly green vomit, and so they have to give her an exorcism. Then, after the exorcism, she seems to possess an unearlthy extent of carnal knowledge, so they burn her at the stake. (They get in trouble for it later, though.*)
It’s all the poverty-stricken coal-mining devil-possession drama you can take in one sitting, it’s: How Green Was My Vomit, coming soon to a theater near you!
* Then watch the sequel: How Green Was My Vomit 2: Valley of the Shadow of Death, where Angharad’s angry spirit gets revenge against everyone for burning her at the stake, coming not quite as soon to a theater near you!
* Then watch the sequel: How Green Was My Vomit 2: Valley of the Shadow of Death, where Angharad’s angry spirit gets revenge against everyone for burning her at the stake, coming not quite as soon to a theater near you!
